We don’t live in a big house, but since we are a family of four with a dog and a cat and a goldfish, things have a way of going missing. There’s been some speculation that we must have a poltergeist since items magically appear and disappear, but the truth is, there’s a more simple and logical explanation. We are just a family of 4 mindless people who are careless and barely cognizant of our surroundings. Let me give you an example. We’ve misplaced stuff as small as a set of keys, and junk as big as a tv set. Heck, once we could figure out where our fridge went. Turns out, the painters moved it into the garage without telling us. It took us a good half hour to figure that out. How embarrassing. But the latest instance came when my little one could find her favorite pair of girls capri leggings (last seen here.) Capri leggings are very popular in our home because there are so many girls. There’s three in total. Four if you count my slightly feminine husband, Leonardo. We often wear these girls leggings when it’s cold out and we want to stay warm underneath our skirts and dresses. Sometimes we wear our capris when we simply want to dress up or make an ordinarily dull outfit more jazzy and fashionable. That’s because they have mismatched legs and cool styles. It really is a look that makes us stand out in a crowd. So when we couldn’t find the leggings for girls, we turned the house upside down to retrieve them. It was quite the ordeal.
The first place we sought for them was underneath the couch and behind the barbecue grill in the backyard. I think most of us scoured those two areas more than anyplace else. You would’ve thought we were searching for the treasure of Sierra Madre… that’s how valuable capri leggings for girls are in our home. We also tore about the living room and panic room my husband installed last year after he heard the town sheriff was caught sleeping on the job. He’s super worried that someone is going to take over our village because of it’s prime location next to the river as well as mountains. He installed three foot thick titanium walls, a two foot concrete floor, and believe it or not, a thatched room made out of straw. That one did not make any sense to me, but whatever. As long as I have my girls capri leggings, I’m happy.
In the end, do you know where they showed up? You’ll never guess. It was in the kitchen inside the blender. We didn’t look there in the first place because it was full of milkshake, so who would in their right mind think to empty it out just to look for leggings for girls. But we did, and of course, that’s right where they were. It’s always the last place you look, don’t you think? LOL. Well, I’m not actually laughing out loud. That’s juste a figure of speech the kids use on the internet.
Anyway, I’m rambling. That’s one of the side effects of the medication the doctor put me on. The other is strong bouts of heaving. That’s normal though. I’m told. I think. I could be making that up. Sometimes it’s hard to tell what’s real, and what’s a delusion. If you would like to buy some capri leggings for girls, this is the place you should get them from. Shop here.