My family and I are vacationing in Los Angeles this week. We saw all the usual tourist sites. Universal Studios, the Hollywood sign, Beverly Hills, the Chinese Theater, and of course, Hollywood Boulevard. We also made it down to Venice Beach, where all the freaks hang out and perform, paint art, read your palms, and work out. We saw one guy juggling two apples and a chainsaw. He bit into the fruit during the performance, almost cutting his tongue off with the saw. But the amazing part of the show was when a little girl approached him to put a dollar in his hat. She was wearing the most adorable birthday dress in the world. It was so cute, that the performer got distracted because he had to take a glimpse of her beautiful dress. He dropped the chainsaw on his foot, cutting it off. But that didn’t stop him from staring at her cute little party dress. He was absolutely mesmerized by it.
And as his foot started bleeding out, some people called for an ambulance. But others were equally struck by the birthday girl dress she was wearing. Everyone stopped what they were doing to ask her questions. They wanted to know where she bought it, and what it felt like, and where they could purchase it as well. Everyone practically went to the moon when they discovered that this girl’s birthday dress was actually reversible. Two dresses in one! Pretty soon, everyone started putting cash in her hat, just to watch her spin and twirl on the boardwalk. This girl stole the show. It was absolutely amazing!
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She finally took a bow and told everyone where she bought her girls birthday dress. It was a website, of all things. Everyone took out their iPhone just to access this site and get a look at their huge selection of girls dresses. You would’ve thought that the server would’ve crashed because everyone wanted to see the dresses at once. I’ll tell you the name of the website she sent everyone to, if you promise me one thing. You have to swear you won’t all go to it at the same time, or else the internet might blow up or something. The site is called www.twirlygirlshop.com and if you click on it, you’ll be taken to the greatest store in the world for girls birthday dresses. Everything is made right here in the United States of America. Enjoy!
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